Below are the official results of the 55th annual Pardeeville Watermelon Festival championship events held on Saturday, September 9, 2023, hosted by the U.S. Watermelon Speed-Eating & Seed-Spitting Championships, Inc. (USWSESSC).
-|– WORLD RECORD(S) BROKEN THIS YEAR –|-
NONE BROKEN THIS YEAR
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Speed Eating
| CATEGORY | NAME | TIME | |
| Women | Shanda Briant | . . . . . | 07.80 sec |
| Men | Tim Robinson | . . . . . | 06.50 sec |
| Youth 12 – 16 | Karlee Kratz | . . . . . | 18.64 sec |
| Youth 6-11 | Mason McChesney | . . . . . | 16.00 sec |
| Youth 0-5 | Avery Raymond | . . . . . | 33.40 sec |
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Seed Spitting
| CATEGORY | NAME | FT | IN |
| Senior (55+) | Melanie Tradewell | 37 | 8 |
| Women | Elaine Hepler | 25 | 2 |
| Men | Josh Swartz | 34 | 5 |
| Youth 12-16 | Donna Hollenbeck | 24 | 5 |
| Youth 6-11 | Chris Kratz | 21 | 2 |
| Youth 0-5 | Salah Gripentrog | 9 | 7 |
| Adult & Child 12-16 | Mary & Donna Hollenbeck | 44 | 2 |
| Adult & Child 6-11 | Chad & Chris Kratz | 42 | 0 |
| Adult & Child 0-5 | Josh & Finn Swartz | 40 | 4 |
| Mixed Doubles | Skye & Winston Swartz | 69 | 10 |
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Carving
| CATEGORY | NAME | . . . . . | PLACE |
| Child | William Cadwallader | 1 | |
| Elli Snow | 2 | ||
| Jubliee Muscanero | 3 | ||
| Youth | Norah Harvey | 1 | |
| Nadia Overland | 2 | ||
| Mya Zggarto | 3 | ||
| Adult | Val Kucrna | 1 | |
| Lo & Ry | 2 | ||
| Grant Miller | 3 | ||
| Pro | Eder Valle | 1 | |
| Ali Kilian | 2 | ||
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